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Multi Theft Auto Discussion / NOS Tank
« on: September 06, 2009, 03:14:53 AM »
NOS Tank has a problem we should really look into fixing because holding control / whatever you've set your nos button too kinda sux a bit.
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2 gay guys meet each other in a local gay bar, the first guy says hey i'm feeling a bit excited would you like to come home with me and "play". The second guy agrees and they continue to the house, the first guy says to the second would you like to play a game I heard of once? "Ok" says the second guy.
So the first guy walks to his fridge and grabs a variety of fruit and veg and continues back to the room and goes guess the food product, now the first one is long and has a slight bend, "it's a banana!" says the second guy. "Correct" says the first, now this one is long, comes to a point, gradually gets bigger, "it's a carrot" says the second guy. "Correct again, my your rather good at this" he says, now this is the last one, it's a little prickly, long and feels a bit squishy.
Ahh fuck i've forgotten what it's called does anybody know what it is?
BTW I mean no offence to gay people, tis' a mere joke to liven up the forums![::]](https://www.fullysik.net/Smileys/Loads/dev-49.gif "Roll Eyes")
So the first guy walks to his fridge and grabs a variety of fruit and veg and continues back to the room and goes guess the food product, now the first one is long and has a slight bend, "it's a banana!" says the second guy. "Correct" says the first, now this one is long, comes to a point, gradually gets bigger, "it's a carrot" says the second guy. "Correct again, my your rather good at this" he says, now this is the last one, it's a little prickly, long and feels a bit squishy.
Ahh fuck i've forgotten what it's called does anybody know what it is?
BTW I mean no offence to gay people, tis' a mere joke to liven up the forums
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SiK Applications / NOTE: [SiKr] Rules
« on: August 25, 2008, 07:07:21 AM »
Every recruit will be required to wear the [SiKr] tag for the trial period.
- [SiKr] are treated as team members.
- Please wear the [SiKr] tag when you go into other servers. If you do not want to wear it, just let the admins know and we might be able to work something out, but we prefer that you do wear it to best represent the clan.
- Feel free to place your votes and opinion on others wanting to join.
- [SiKr] members must wear the [SiKr] tag for a minimum of 2 months before possibly advancing to a fully [SiK] member.
- After your [SiKr] period ends you will now require 85% positive votes from at least 5 SiK members, and out of the 5 votes, at least 1 main admin must vote positive to advance to a fully [SiK] member.
- [SiKr] are treated as team members.
- Please wear the [SiKr] tag when you go into other servers. If you do not want to wear it, just let the admins know and we might be able to work something out, but we prefer that you do wear it to best represent the clan.
- Feel free to place your votes and opinion on others wanting to join.
- [SiKr] members must wear the [SiKr] tag for a minimum of 2 months before possibly advancing to a fully [SiK] member.
- After your [SiKr] period ends you will now require 85% positive votes from at least 5 SiK members, and out of the 5 votes, at least 1 main admin must vote positive to advance to a fully [SiK] member.
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Art / SiK Forum Header
« on: July 28, 2008, 11:58:46 AM »
Well seems as I can't find anything that can be used to create a poll, Vote on the header following headers!:
^Johny's old header blackened around curves to blend in with site and cropped, hope you didn't mind Johny
^
OR
I don't know what to choose so i'm hoping you's can help me. x]
If some of you's are making headers too add them in here.
^Johny's old header blackened around curves to blend in with site and cropped, hope you didn't mind Johny
^OR
I don't know what to choose so i'm hoping you's can help me. x]
If some of you's are making headers too add them in here.
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Multi Theft Auto Discussion / Hints that might help you improve.
« on: July 08, 2008, 08:54:59 AM »
Some driving hints, most of which run through my mind when racing in MTA Race:
-Drive inside to outside, cutting the corner as close as you can without crashing and ending up as close to the outside wall as you can while accelerating.
-I don't know why but I normally have music playing in Winamp, which sometimes helps me to drive.
-Get to know where your driving on the map, keeping glances at the map every know and then.
-Know what the car your driving handles like. (how heavy it is, how much handbrake/brakes are needed for corners)
-Going sideways looks cool but decreases speed.
-Look through the corners.
-Try and avoid obstacles, for example if your drifting into a pole apply more brakes and prevent the crash if you can.
-On most maps with NOS there is a certain point where it is perfect to use the shot. (normally on the corner after the NOS bottle, as NOS only increases acceleration, not speed)
-When going over jumps rotate your car in mid air to try and land it as flat as the ground below.
Feel free to add your own driving techniques
-Drive inside to outside, cutting the corner as close as you can without crashing and ending up as close to the outside wall as you can while accelerating.
-I don't know why but I normally have music playing in Winamp, which sometimes helps me to drive.
-Get to know where your driving on the map, keeping glances at the map every know and then.
-Know what the car your driving handles like. (how heavy it is, how much handbrake/brakes are needed for corners)
-Going sideways looks cool but decreases speed.
-Look through the corners.
-Try and avoid obstacles, for example if your drifting into a pole apply more brakes and prevent the crash if you can.
-On most maps with NOS there is a certain point where it is perfect to use the shot. (normally on the corner after the NOS bottle, as NOS only increases acceleration, not speed)
-When going over jumps rotate your car in mid air to try and land it as flat as the ground below.
Feel free to add your own driving techniques
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Introductions / Grim Reeper
« on: June 27, 2008, 12:08:17 PM »
Hi! My name is Grim_Reeper and I am new to this catergory :
I just also wanted to say WAKE UP SiK!!!!!!!!!!! (sry for loud)
I just also wanted to say WAKE UP SiK!!!!!!!!!!! (sry for loud
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