Im chilling on your website looking at old shit and i saw that no one wrote a biography in 2016 so i wanted to give you a little something special *winkwink*
SOOOOOOOOOOO i dont know how many of you already know me, my name is Dario and I live in Subotica,Serbia which is really friggin close to Hungary and when i go hikin' with my mates i need to be carefull not to step into Hungarian land, otherwise cops will call my mommy and she will ban me from taking my daily dose of cocaine.(BUT I STILL HAVE MOLLY, JOKES ON YOUUUUU)
Im 16 years 249days and 2hours 4 minutes and 13 seconds old (this is accurate btw)
I've never had a girlfriend (just wanted to throw it out there, if any of you want you kno, some action)(Juanka im talking to you)
I've never drank any alcohol (again, surprisingly enough for kidz of my age)
However, a lot of people i meet tell me im acting like im high all the time, and they are not mistaken. I am. Acting.
I used to go to football practices when i was 12, i left that because i have knee injury.( basicaly rly soft kneecap cartilage)
I started taking swimming practices then and i joined the "competitive" group real quick but i had to quit swimming aswell because of school and in my opinion the coaches were taking it too fucking serious, chillout bruw.
As far as MTA goes, im quite new, joined this community in 2014 to play for THE GREATEST COUNTRY THAT EVER EXISTED on national cup and thats where the journey began. I was in ARC, CrF and now im with these fuckers at IDC, (that Davy guy blows ass, Euphoria doesnt know how to troll with /me on skype, i just cant believe those guys, need to teach them THE WHEYS.)
After leaving CrF a few months ago my first option was SiK, but i guess i gave up on that idea because i didn't know a shit tone of you guys and i only knew a few of you, but you all seem like nice people.
So ye i guess thats it, in my mind i was expecting this shit to be longer but i lost inspiration to troll as soon as i started writing, im dissapointed in myself.
See you in the game, and hopefully we get a chance to whip your asses in a CW.
SEE YAAAAAAAAAA.
