twas the night before xmas and all through the house everybody was shitfaced including the mouse. mums in the living room, dads smoking grass , ive settled down with a nice piece of ass . when up on the roof came a noise loud as hell, i knew the fat fucker had fell. he came through the chimney bringing prezzies and beer, and a fat ruber dick for my brother queer, he wished us good joy and one hell of a night, then passed out on the floor drunk out of sight. merry xmas and happy new years just try not to fuck any reindeers!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE